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Curling Gal

A woman who you matched with on Tinder who thinks that curling is a good Olympic sport. Used pejoratively

Guy 1: That Emily chick you’ve been talking to is kinda cute
Guy 2: Yeah but unfortunately she’s a total Curling Gal

by Craig Hamilton October 22, 2023


Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).

Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.

by griffin_t_a October 20, 2016


Sleep Curling

Tucking your dick under you so you piss up your back while sleeping.

Mike: Why do you smell like piss?
Brad: I was sleep curling last night.

by Nicky Tesla November 9, 2017


gray curl

A person who is lightskin (black+white) called gray curl because they are both black and white making gray.

Yo that gray curl over there looks like a spottie to me

by it’s geevin January 18, 2018


Plate Curling

Plate Curling is when you must stand at any edge of the table and either with or without your eyes shut you must Curl your plate which will determine where you will sit for the Evening Dinner.

Wayne "Hey Man, where are you going to sit?"

Conor " I dunno, I'm gonna find out by Plate Curling."

by RonocMcfoley November 21, 2011


Curling

A “sport” where you sweep some ice and yell at a rock

Random guy: hey man want to watch some curling?

Me: Oh, you mean that one sport where people yell at inanimate objects?

by HeyBeter12 March 12, 2018


Curling

Something you tell your female autistic friend when they hyper fixate on something stupid. I have no fucking clue what it means.

“(Name), your hyper fixations got me curling.”

by WayneTheWendigo June 27, 2022