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The illest band on the planet making everyone want to get crunk. From the bitches in the club to the hobos drinking 40 oz. in the alley. When you hear dot dot curve:) you just want to hollar. The group includes spanky and newly added jayreck and jspizzy.
They just got signed to standby records/hot topic.
If you dont like dot dot curve:) you should eat shit and die!
Their celeberties baby:
"Whats that song that goes omg its like when they see me all they see is my freakish hair..."
"Duh nigguh its rocketshiptothemoon by dot dot curve:)"
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making a stupid comment leaving yourself open for a wise crack in return
John: That girl won't fuck nobody after me.
Bill: You were such a bad lay you turned her lezzie. . . sorry dude, I had to say that.
John: Hell, I hung a curve ball, you had to take me down town.
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In baseball, a hanging curve is generally thought to be a very hittable pitch, usually implying the ease in which a player can hit a home run. A hanging curve is an easy task in which the chances of success are high.
"All you have to do is show up, shake a few hands, and we'll pay you $1000."
"Sounds like a hanging curve ball!"
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Like in that movie "Wanted" except a little different. When you jizz in your hand and you throw it over your other arm and hit her somewhere.
Yea last night was awesome. Jessica and I had sex and I curve the bullet right into her face....wanna get a pop tart.
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A curvy, voluptuous woman with such large breasts, small waist, and large ass that one can go cross-eyed looking at her body.
Damn! Check out Sally, she's got cross eyed curves!
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hazardous and sharp curves on a high speed road that often result in cars losing control and crashing
you don't come back from Dead Mans Curve
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A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.
Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"
Jill "Why?"
Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."
Jill "You did a five dick curve"
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