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Data Guilt

When you believe that the data your have in your computer system is more messed up than the data in everyone else system.

I've got Data Guilt. I'm embarrassed every time I run a report. I'm afraid to ask my team to clean up our Salesforce - our data is so much worse than the customer service system's data.

by malsmith June 10, 2015


Big Data Gaslighting

A technique of modifying historical data to magically contain data it used to not have, so that you can avoid blame about not having the right data in the first place.

Funny how when I complained about the zip-codes all bring blank from last year, then it all suddenly appeared! Must be Big Data Gaslighting.

by Jonathan Putz September 18, 2020


Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020


Data table

Data table data table data table data table data table data table
By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020


RPI data structures

Hell.

I am going to burn in the eternal flames of RPI data structures.

by TheGoatInTheBoat February 2, 2024


data horvester

a website that closes down if it isn't able to get extra income from "choose the chimneys" 3x3 grid

the website we used was a data horvester, it doesn't exist any more. they must have got cheesed off that people weren't prepared to give them extra income from data harvesting

by Dan 060 October 4, 2021


Dataed

Receiving so much information (data ) that you get overwhelmed to the point where you're about to go insane

Usually when you have so many plans for so many people , you get dataed because you can't think straight

by Faithmoriahfaith March 15, 2015