staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

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tree on deck

Having weed/marijuana available for smoking.

Ben: "Yo man who's got some tree on deck?"

Zanzibar: "I got you man."

Ben: "Ah thanks dawg I've been having night sweats."

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Mopping the Deck

A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.

At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.

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UPPER DECK

takin the top off a toilet tank and shitting in it and placing the top back on the tank and walking away

i went to my friends house and used his bathroom and gave him an upper deck

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Cut the deck

When one passes the greens of a newly packed bowl to the person to his right, thus beginning the "circle" in a clockwise rotation by having it passed to himself secondly.

Hey dude, you want to cut the deck (passing to the right)?

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Deck Gun

Probably the coolest part of any fire engine. The large nozzle mounted on the top (usually behind the cab) of the apparatus that can shoot water ~150-200 feet in the air with ease. Also good for knocking down walls and other implements of destruction. Many can flow over 2500 gallons of water per minute. Also referred to as a "monitor".

Fireman Jake used the deck gun to wash down the cop shop down the street.

We used the deck gun to throw water into the tenth floor of a building.

They accidently put a hole in the wall of the training center with the deck gun.

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deck ho

A deck ho is what you are entitled to approximately two to be exact when you own a boat or vessel larger than 25ft. Their sole purpose is to wear a tiny bikini and look good, they can also be used to clean the deck, cut bait and serve beer

Wow sweet boat I wish I had a boat over 25 FT I sure could use a couple of deck hos to scrub my deck an get me a beer