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Old giant cars made of solid American steel. Rock-solid dashboards, a lot of glass, with or without seatbelts. Referenced in the Brian Setzer song, Drive Like Lightning (Crash Like Thunder). I scared the daylights out of your mom when I took her for a ride in my Detroit Casket.
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As a bimbo licks your asshole, you snap a deuce in her face/mouth and say "Now that's Detroit Style!"
Lindsay Lohan graves the taste of a Detroit Deuce!
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In order to perform a Detroit demon you need:
1. a Bible
2. a cucumber
3. a life sized replica of Christopher Reeve
4. an Emu
5. a priest and a buddhist monk
6. A girl willing enough to have the detroit Demon performed on her.
First you must listen to the song "Stan" by Eminem backwards there by evoking the spirit of Stan. Stan will appear and say "I will grant you three wishes if you suck my d*ck" perform the fellatio and wish for a Mcdonalds apple pie, Hitler 'stach and some a fresh pair of some Retro Jordans. The combination of these items will summon John Lennon A.K.A the Demon of Christmas past. Now you must go to the girl with the bible. Open in it to Leviticus 31 and there you will see some words, dont mind those just use the bible to beat the girl into unconsciousness. While knocked out perform the Detroit Nightmare on her, but instead of a penis us the cuccumber. She will wake up upset and the demon John Lennon will possess her.In her body he will being to have a three-some with the replica of Christopher Reeve and your Emu. THIS IS IMPORTANT: call the priest and the monk, all of you must perform the ancient are of bukkake upon the body of the girl and anyone else that may be present, regardless of their age. The demon will the body and the girl will become a Succubus and Suckyonuts.
Son, their is something i have to tell you.....last night i did the Detroit Demon to your sister.
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A sexual act performed while driving on the highway. While getting Roadhead or Roadmuff, the driver of the vehicle tells his/her partner to open their door and spit. As the passenger leans over to the door, the driver slows down considerably and kicks them out of the car and speeds away.
Franklin: Yo, My gf was givin me roadhead, so I gave her the Detroit Bailout in return.
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An utterly Delicious Picture of a man ripping his anus open with both hands. Very similar but not to be confused with "Goatse"-(google images, goatse.)Dont listen to sick dogs defenition, it sucks. The man has an erectiona and the picture is taking from underneath towards the sun thus creating a lense flare. The inside of his anus is a vibrant red that looks very tasty.
Dude zander jerked off to Detroit Hardcore last night!
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When a prostitute takes a dump on your car and slams your head in it.
While visiting michigan I had this prostitute offer a dirty detroit. Now i have a shitty headache
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Inspired by the main move by anime character All might from the series my hero academia , it when a man on his last stroke before ejaculation he screams “DETROIT SMASH” and continues to give the the hardest pelvic thrust he can muster.
Yeah last night I gave my girlfriend the Detroit smash
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