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When a mobile phone is placed in the back pocket near the anus and a fart accidentally dials a contact in the phone.
ring...ring...ring...
"Hello?"
pffftttt....
"Dammit! Mom fart dialed me again!"
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Shoving a phone up someone's asshole and constantly calling the number.
I wanted to try something new for my birthday, I had no idea my girl would Deep Dial me though.
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War dialing is scanning a range of telephones (ex. 555-555-xxxx) to find all sorts of stuff, like fax machines, carriers, and BBSes (remember this was a loooong time ago)!
Joe: Hey, I was war dialing our area code and found a hacking BBS!
Bob: Sweet! What's the number?
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When you are on a touch screen phone and your face dials someone while you're talking to someone else.
I hate face dialing! When I was on the phone my f*&king phone face dialed my mom and she heard me having phone sex with Tom!
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Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.
Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*
30 minutes later..
Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.
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A phone call made under the influence of alcohol with the object over getting relations.
You are at a bar one night, and remember a hot person that you have met before, you dial with the intention of interaction sexually. This would be a drunk dial.
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When a man see's a hottie on the street and a starts to pop a woody and hits the dial button on the phone in his pocket. It calls a woman and have to explain that his huge ass cock dialed the number.
"That was an impressive call you made. What did you do cock dial me!"
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