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A ametuer male prositute that cant get laid any other way. Mostly sleep with one women with missing body parts and extra orifices. FOR LADIES ONLY.
Heather Mills was in dire need of a lay, so she had to Dial a Joe.
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The act of while driving, you put your phone on the seat in between your leg and your member calls one of your contacts.
"Hey man you called, what's up?" "Oh my bad, I must've Dick Dialed you again "
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When you are on a touch screen phone and your face dials someone while you're talking to someone else.
I hate face dialing! When I was on the phone my f*&king phone face dialed my mom and she heard me having phone sex with Tom!
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War dialing is scanning a range of telephones (ex. 555-555-xxxx) to find all sorts of stuff, like fax machines, carriers, and BBSes (remember this was a loooong time ago)!
Joe: Hey, I was war dialing our area code and found a hacking BBS!
Bob: Sweet! What's the number?
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Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.
Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*
30 minutes later..
Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.
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A phone call made under the influence of alcohol with the object over getting relations.
You are at a bar one night, and remember a hot person that you have met before, you dial with the intention of interaction sexually. This would be a drunk dial.
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When a man see's a hottie on the street and a starts to pop a woody and hits the dial button on the phone in his pocket. It calls a woman and have to explain that his huge ass cock dialed the number.
"That was an impressive call you made. What did you do cock dial me!"
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