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When a woman's Vagina is filled with cocaine.
I was in the middle of snorting a line off a strippers ass when she asked me if I could get the rest out of her pussy. After I damn near inhaled her labia she asked me "How'd you like that diesel beaver?"
when your penis falls over your bum hole when your asleep, while you fart, making it flap over your hole like a diesel exhaust flapper
last time i had a diesel flapper, i shot some coal!
And unattractive female who's face resembles that of a Mac truck
My sister Lauren asked, "are you still going out with that diesel face? "
A female who is overweight and unattractive. Ranks one level lower than a slam pig. She's sooo fat that when she's in your bed she gives off heat.
Brent brought home a diesel heater again last night? Gross
What happens when you buy a 2005 dodge 2500 from a 16 year old.
Perry: Man you got fucked! I’ve never heard a Cummins Diesel Knock so loud!
Aiden:Yeah I’m gonna kick that kids ass that sold it to me!
A large bitch, wide load, something that would not be pleasant to get with.
Holy shit.... shes a diesel burner.
The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.
And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.