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when your penis falls over your bum hole when your asleep, while you fart, making it flap over your hole like a diesel exhaust flapper
last time i had a diesel flapper, i shot some coal!
It is a fart with a low but severe bounce frequency, preferably with a warmer and fuller sound than normal one.
Diesel fart makes my but cheeks bounce super crazy.
friend: have you heard about Vin Diesel?
me: family?
family: yes
What happens when you buy a 2005 dodge 2500 from a 16 year old.
Perry: Man you got fucked! I’ve never heard a Cummins Diesel Knock so loud!
Aiden:Yeah I’m gonna kick that kids ass that sold it to me!
When a woman's Vagina is filled with cocaine.
I was in the middle of snorting a line off a strippers ass when she asked me if I could get the rest out of her pussy. After I damn near inhaled her labia she asked me "How'd you like that diesel beaver?"
A large bitch, wide load, something that would not be pleasant to get with.
Holy shit.... shes a diesel burner.
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The person who made the worst career move of all time, which was starring in The Pacifier.
And be sure to catch Arnold Schwarzenegger in his new movie, Love Care Bear Needs A Bodyguard.
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