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Seal Dong

The definition in which you give a man with a penis the size of that of a beast of pure nature. who's power is unexplained.

Dude, I think that Heidi Klum is only in it for the seal dong.

by G-Tweezy August 23, 2009

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Romanian Dong

A wooden foregrip common on northern European and Middle Eastern rifles that looks, well like a Romanian's penis I guess.

I'm gonna put this sweet Romanian Dong on my AK47
-Brandon Herrera

by Jormungardr September 30, 2020

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dong-zilla

a guy with a big-ass dick; also known as King Dong

Dong-zilla in tha heezy fo sheezy!

by Bobby Boy June 12, 2003

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Jimmy Dongs

When you order Jimmy Johns . Then jimmy johns sends a young hot stud who drives up in a suped up mustang, offers you his dong instead of a sub, usually performed for lonely milfs. Also unlike jimmy johns his delivery isn't freaking fast !

He pulls up in his jimmy johns delivery mustang and revs his engine to let you know of his arrival , rings the door bell and says jimmy dongs, are you the milf that ordered the 8 inch Italian with a little bit of Irish , he then bangs the milf and gets the tip and moves on to next delivery

by jimmy dongs 4life June 28, 2012

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Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.

Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!

by Tdonging October 20, 2010

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Dong Breath

(n.) 1. The pungent breath of a male or female, after oral sex with the male dong. 2. Stinky breath.

Context: A. Used mainly as an insult in a greeting to a male, subtly insinuating that he is gay.
B. Reference to bad breath of any sort.

"Sally, whew, got a little dong breath there..."

"What's up dong breath?"

by Steve T February 24, 2005

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Slong dong

A large penis.

Dee has a slong dong.

by Black_Discipline February 15, 2010

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