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A sorry bitch that walks into your new office/new job, and proceeds tho scatter a bag of Krispy Kremes all over the joint. While the owner (your new boss) looks in amazement..
The sorry dumpster cunt walked into the office and threw a bag of doughnuts at me.. Sorry ass "doughnut tosser.
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The act of performing fellacio on a female during a severe Yeast infection.
The resulting term originated from the look of the facial area when the
person comes up for air.
The white yeast particles tend to stick to the nose and lips,
thus giving the impression the person has been eating "Powdered Doughnuts"
Jim was so hungry for Sally's pink stink hole that he went down despite her raging yeast infection.
He finished so fast he forgot to wipe his face off and we all thought
he had been eating POWDERED DOUGHNUTS, until he told us what he did.
Then we all threw up...
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A soft runny poo folowed by a small hard log, creating a hole, thus creating poo doughnuts.
I had a dose of the poo doughnuts lastnight.
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Gordon Ramsay's definition of a vial woman who may be a dinosaur or a scarecrow scientist is still trying to figure that out but we all know her as That Vegan Teacher. Now, this term is not used lightly it is only used for terrible vegans or anti-McDonald's activists aka more extreme vegans. This is used for vegan democrats that somehow hate anyone of color and anyone who isn't straight.
Bert: Hey Jessie did you like going to McDonald's
Jessie: No I was yelling at the gays and blacks while screaming about dead baby pigs
Bert: GTFO you Vegan Doughnut
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When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth and before she can swallow or spit it out he slaps (backhand or open palm are both acceptable) her in the mouth. The blood from the slap and the semen mix together forming what resembles the jelly in a jelly doughnut.
I came in her mouth and then i smacked the ho... but thats one jelly doughnut i'll pass on eating.
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noticibly a cop or anyone who is fat
detective rodgers goes to dunkin donuts everday. he is such a doughnut nazi
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Similar to the angry dragon, except more cruel, after filling a girls mouth with your baby gravy, punch her in the nose to make her nose bleed, like... POW! thus giving her the jelly doughnut.
She didn't want to swallow, so I offered her a jelly doughnut
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