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When you make a woman’s buns clap 13 times
Last night I gave my girl a baker’s dozen
"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."
1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).
2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.
Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?
Something your girlfriend wont talk about.
Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen today.
Guy:what's that.
Girl: you know
Something your girlfriend wont talk about.
Girl: I wish I finished my daily dozen.
Guy: what's that.
Girl: you know
A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14
I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.
That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!