Drum Major

a selected person/few people who think they are God's gift to the band. They walk around the band room talking to the band director about "highly" important matters. They talk to other band members occasionally, but only if they have a special status, other band members are too lowly to talk to them. They also enjoy flaunting their reputation in any way possible. But when it all boils down, are not at all important because no one really watches them anyways.

Dan: I'm a drum major
Band student: why the freak would you want to be that
Dan: because Im cool
Band Student: u suck
Dan: oh yeah!? I'll have to talk to Mr. Band director about you!!
Band Student: oh yeah?!?! Your momma!!
Dan: *runs off crying*

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Drum Funk

A smell given off by a particulary crappy and ugly drummer. Smells of roadkill, skidmarks, and hippies. Also faintly smells of cyanide. The smell cannot be stopped. The best course of action in this situation is to shag-ass outta where-ever the drummer is located. Drum Funk is also when a drummer is sucking of titanic proportions.

"The dudes drum funk was so bad, i had to dip away to keep from fainting!"

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Hoodlum of the drum

Just one of those guys

He’s such a Brady what a hoodlum of the drum

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drum and bass

possibly a reference to a women and her physical features

I love my drum and bass, she is sexy and spectacular, I bust my load in her bum and face and bite her neck like Dracula

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cum drum

1. Grab yo bitch
2. Spin her around
3. Have a seat
4. Make her sit on you
5. Put it in her
6. Bend that 'ho' over
7. Get to slappin that ass

Baby--the sex gods are displeased by our lack of action. Hop on and I'll give that new cum drum rhythm I wrote a try. Maybe that'll make them happy.

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Drum Zone

cheap sounding type of drumset,cymbals sound really bad.

person 1: dude, sell that drum zone and get a pearl or tama or some thing, any things better than that

person 2: yeah I know, I might just through this set in the garbage, no one will buy it.

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drum rap

Verb: To makes drumming noises into the microphone, during a rap

Usually perceived as uncool.

I thought Desmond was making a funny noises on the stage, until someone told me he was drum rapping.

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