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Noun: Epic sauce is the very essence of epicness. It epitomizes the highest degree of achievement most people can expect to achieve. A synonym for epic sauce is leet sauce; however, epic sauce much more preferable than leet sauce.
Mercrutio: "I think Transformers was a pretty epic sauce movie."
François: "Are you kidding me? Superbad was an epic sauce movie. Transformers was only a leet sauce movie."
Mercrutio: "OMG François you're right again."
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A sentence said when something is indeed "epic".
Michael: "hey your girlfriend didn't flush the toilet"
John: "Now this is epic."
*John proceeds to eat the feces in the toilet*
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When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.
When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.
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Epic Death is an alcoholic drink which utilizes many different popular methods of consuming alcohol. It combines a Jagermeister shot, a Vodka shot and Bulmers Cider and is consumed just as a Jagerbomb would be. The only difference being instead of dropping the shot of Jagermeister into red-bull (as is the conventional method of making a Jagerbomb) the Jager shot is dropped into a mixture of Bulmers Cider and vodka.
To create an Epic Death:
1. Fill a glass 2/5 up with Bulmers Cider (or as much as you would prefer, the more Bulmers you put in, the more alcohol there is) This is the base and will take the place of the red-bull.
2. Fill a shot glass with Vodka and pour the shot into the glass of Bulmers Cider. Stir this concoction until the Bulmers Cider and Vodka is evenly distributed. (You won't be able to tell but stirring it creates for a smoother taste)
3. Fill a shot glass with a shot of Jagermesiter.
4. Drop the shot of Jagermeister (or pour in if you would rather not drop a shot glass in for fear of spillage or any other reason) into the glass of Bulmers cider and vodka.
5. Chug this potent combination of alcohol and realize that you have just killed your liver!
Dude 1: "Hey, I wanna get totally shit-faced tonight and wake up with no recollection of anything, what drink would you recommend?"
Cool Dude: "Here, have an Epic Death man, this shit will fuck you up!"
Dude 1 drinks the drink, "I'm going to fuck your mom now!"
Cool Dude who has already had 4 Epic Deaths, "Be my guest!"
Lindsay Lohan: "Epic Death made me go back to rehab!"
Amy Winehouse: "I know, Epic Death is the reason I'm in rehab as well!"
Lindsay Lohan: "Awesome! Lets go do some coke!"
Amy Winehouse: "Nah, it's okay, I think i'll pass, i'll stick to Epic Death, that shit is more potent!"
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The act of ejaculating and urinating at the same time while getting a Epic Victory Royale
Yesterday I got my first Epic Nut with the help of my mother
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a gamer who is overloaded with epicness, he gets all the pusspuss and can solve every problem presently faced by humanity in a single fortnite game.
"yo dude, did you hear how johann just stopped world hunger in 5 minutes?"
"woah dude, he's such an epic gamer"
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When something can be seen to be a total failure
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