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Earth Day

Celebrated every April 22nd, Earth Day lifts the arrogant crowd of self-proclaimed planet savers to the status of days... As if the 4 1/2 billion year old terrestial body gave two shits about the effect of some pathetically self-centered assholes on its surface who basically just got here.

Al Gore will grow large enough to fuck the planet by Earth Day!

by AethiesticDiety April 20, 2009

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Scorch the Earth

The act of COMPLETELY waxing pubic areas.

I dun heard of trimin tha hedges, but you dun scorch the earth.

by Adrian and Blaine November 16, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue Earth

Blue Earth* is a very low key relaxed and calm yet comfortable little city in Faribault County, Minnesota, at the confluence of the east and west branches of the Blue Earth River the nastiest river in America. The population "was" 3,621 at the 2000 census no telling what it is now. It is the county seat of Faribault County3. It is home to a statue of the mother fucking Jolly Green Giant an over rated green asshole next to dairy queen and subway. Additionally, Interstate Highway 90 is centered on Blue Earth, as the east and west construction teams met in 1978. As a tribute, there is a golden stripe of concrete on the interstate near Blue Earth. This draws a parallel to the golden spike set in the first transcontinental railroad.* The city of Blue Earth gets its name from the Blue Earth River which surrounds the town. The river was given the Dakota name "Mahkota" (meaning Blue Earth) for the blue- black clay found in the river banks.4*
5 Also known as B-Town,B.E.
,BLURTH,That fucking gay ass town6 The home of the now Dead Infamous T.C. (..the trailer courts East B.E.,1222 E Fork Rd) where anything could and did happen in and out of the ShitHole shed.7 Home of the T.C. Mafilia' Beeeotch!

"..hey pito Di Les Que Fuck'em and lets go back to Blue Earth i know where i could get a half an O for twenty five in the Trailer Courts.."

by $uBj3Ct_ZeR0 August 24, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


salt of the earth

Jes' folks; the 36 saints who uphold the world; ordinary people. See the song by the Rolling Stones. Origin in the New Testament.

Say a prayer for the hard-working people. Say a prayer for the salt of the earth.

by octopod November 30, 2003

92๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scum of the Earth

See Paedophile or Pedophile!

by GayRevolutionary July 5, 2003

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Earth Angel

Name inspired by a dorky oldies song by The Temptations.

Good friend or significant other of a nonreligious person.

People with religion can have something to believe in, think that angels are watching over them.

For those who don't have that, and earth angel is simply someone to believe in.

You find everything about them beautiful, from the sound of thier laughter to thier every mannerism, though to someone else they seem completely averdage. It's someone you trust, and can't imagine being without. Someone who understands your mind.

Earth angel- The one who's shoulder you can snot on when you're crying, and the hand holding yours in the dark.

by freshly squeezed April 7, 2009

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Earth Day

A day in April when not just hippies and vegetarians care about the earth.

Hey, let's ride our bikes because it's Earth Day and we need to look like we care about the earth!

by PenguinBri April 22, 2010

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