Institute for Collaborative Education

One of the worst schools in NYC... It's called ICE (Institute for Collaborative Education) cause every girl is as dumb as ice, as cold as ice, and as brainless as ice. If you think you'll get a girlfriend here, just leave. If you are a guy, expect to have to do drugs to be 'cool'.

Common phrases you'll here from ICE kids. "Jeffrey" "stop being offensive.... you spic" "I can say nigga cause I'm 1/16th black."

What to expect from school: racism towards every other race besides blacks, sexism to men, heterophobia.

I wrote this and I'm a black lesbian, btw... I regret ever going to this school. If you are even a white guy here, please leave you'll hate your existence and gain an inferiority complex.

Stranger: "What school do you go to"
Me: "I go to the Institute for Collaborative Education"
Stranger: "How is it?"
Me: "Some girl just almost got a guy suspended for looking at her, and i'm failing because I'm too poor to afford technology"
Stranger: "what the fuck"

Me: Yeah I guess I want to kill myself

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Singapore Mask Educators

Someone who fakes their knowhow of Singapore’s bar model method and stack model method—two problem-solving visualization strategies commonly used by local teachers and tutors—often oblivious that their audience could smell their half-baked knowledge in effectively applying these “draw a model” techniques to solve word problems.

Most school teachers and textbook writers could easily detect those local and foreign Singapore mask educators in academia, who often serve as supervisors for trainee math teachers.

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educated drug dealer

A pharmacist.

What do you want to be when you grow up? "An educated drug dealer"

Indian education system

A joke.

Damn that trash can is full of kids
It's the Indian education system. Not a trash can

Educational Electronic Music

Educational Electronic Music (EEM) or Educational Electronica (EE) is a genre of music defined by DJ Kronotrope. This is essentially electronic music that doubles up as an educational tool by imparting valuable knowledge to specialist groups and/or the general public through song.

Songs have been used as a medium for imparting knowledge for centuries. Though inferior in many respects to more traditional forms of learning, they remain especially potent for delivering small pieces of important information – especially the kind that needs to be memorised. This is because most songs contain loops. Usually, melodies constitute such loops; but for many songs with vocals, even lyrics loop. Looped lyrics assail the listener's mind and 'drill the information into one's head', so to speak.

EEM songs must satisfy the conditions listed below:

1. The song qualifies as electronic music

2. The knowledge imparted is valuable

3. The knowledge is 100% factually correct based on authoritative sources such as recognised academic journals

4. The knowledge imparted is not revisable within the foreseeable future

5. The song features no vulgar content (e.g. vulgar songs about sex and drugs cannot qualify as EEM)

1. Educational Electronic Music really helped me to pass my final exams.

2. Why listen to lectures online when you can listen to some Educational Electronica?

islamic re-education

When an islamic family living in a western culture sends their daughter back to the middle east (usually pakistan) because she starts to dislplay the characteristics of a typical teenager (ie. going out of the house, hanging out with boys, having her own opinion) she is then shipped away to a place where women are brutally oppressed to remind her that she has few rights under her own religion. Usually a prerequisite to honor killings since they are considered murder in most cultures.

''I had a friend from pakistan in my math class, but she disappeared one day after she told her parents she wouldnt marry her cousin. I hope she didnt get sent for islamic re-education, she was a nice girl.''

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Special Education Name

Any first name unfortunately bestowed upon a child that is shared with the name of a city, state, car or truck model, precious metal or stone, liquor, or a general word that indicates something of worth. Your child is destined to require Special Education if you make the unfortunate decision to name them one of these. Examples include, but are not limited to: London, Dakota (meets criteria of truck model and state), Platinum, Diamond, Courvoisier, or Treasure.

Dakota is in sixth grade, but still cannot recite his ABC's. Wow, it's gotta be the Special Education name his parents gave him.

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