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"Ejaculation also known more formerly as jerking off wanking off choking the chicken beating your meat. Something lonely single men and boys (like me) can't wait for when they aren't home especially and just in general but the more you do it close to each other the less arousement you get. But once you finally finish taming the erect beast you lose complete interest in the chick. And don't care about your loneliness for the moment. Or you feel regret but that hasn't happened to me in a while.
"Bro I'm lowkey tired of ejaculation. The girls are really hot and all but I want a real relationship where I can fuck. And have someone to care for
when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them
“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”
when you nut so hard you have an out of body experience
tim: “damn sex with her is so great. that pussy was so good it gave me a spiritual ejaculation”
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”
When the penis begins excreting cum at an abnormal yet consistent rate for extended periods of time.
"I fucked your wife so hard I suffered from Rapid Ejaculation for weeks!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
When a group of males sit in a triangle, jerking each other off.
Me and my dong mates got together for a quick acute ejaculation before choir.
When a man (Fuck you trans niggers) Splurges uncontrollably at a subject, usually a minor, and at least has to nut 10 gallons worth of cum.
Person 1: Yo man I just did a Uncontrolled Ejaculation to a fetus
Cop:
When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole
Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever