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A form of the English language which is ridden by consistently misplaced grammar and frequently incorrect vocabulary. Widely popular in the third world.
Almost synonymous to the concept of "engrish".
"I would like to pleasely kind you stand up."
- I would like to kindly please that you stand up."
"Prior living turn off please light."
- Before leaving, please turn off the light."
"I love speak cheap english communication."
- I love to communicate using cheap English."
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A language named English, which originated in England. The Americans have changed the language to be different and sever their ties with England. These days, Americans believe they created the English language and believe their way of speaking English is correct. This is not the case however, as the English language originates from England. Therefore, if you're ever told by an American that you're speaking English incorrectly, you have the right to say that they have no right to tell you that "US English" is correct, and you're speaking their language wrong.
American: OH MY GOD, I love the color of your dress!
English Person: It's COLOUR. With a U!
American: Umm, that's so wrong! There is no U.
English Person: The clue is in the name, English! England! I'm correct you idiot yank!
American: Whatever... American people are better than you stinking Brits...
English Person: I'm English. Not British.
U.S English, the incorrect variation on standard English.
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oral sex between women a lot of times while the receiver is doing something unrelated
hey babe can i come over and eat you out while you do english homework
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Language spoken in California, where 'I'm sick' can be taken as egotistical, and you can say 'yeahhhh, mahhhhhhhhhn' without being a druggie.
"I don't know what the hell he's saying, I think he's speaking California English."
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A socially acceptable and very popular form of racism/discrimination/bigotry/prejudice/xenophobia against English people.
Person A: I just had a history class about the evil British Empire. God, I hate the English, kill them all if I could! Those Scots and Welsh are really nice though, play a game of football with them any day!
Person B: Yeah it's all English peoples fault, even though they weren't even born then. Although, I like the French, Spanish, Dutch and Germans, can't bash them for their ancestors imperialistic ways.
Person A: Me too, same for the Belgians, Portuguese, Italians and Japanese.
Person B: Hey, some idiot said to me that I'm Anti-English and that the USA and China are today's imperialists. I laughed in their face!
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The Art of spinning your dick around while smacking a girls face.
Damn i just got the worst english lawnmower ever
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this be bad enshlis becuz i kant right good"
U guyz dont wont to wread a xple so i aint riteing won.
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