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Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine
Bits and pieces of last night’s burrito appeared in my exit diet this morning
THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.
"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."
The go-to maneuver when you're deep in a crowd and trying to leave. It is the most logical exit strategy. As you dance past them, bystanders will respect you for being a fucking boss. If you remain hype on your way out, people will ignore the fact that you're lame for leaving that party, concert, rave, etc. Always a 'W'.
Own that exit dance, and getcho ass out of there.
i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave
"I need some water! Lets get out of this crowd!"
* holds intense eye contact *
"Listen mate, this crowd is thick. Looks like an exit dance is our only way out."
The act of sneaking out of a social gathering without telling anyone you're leaving.
"Where's Dave. He doesn't seem to be here anymore."
"He must have made a stealth exit."
Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.
Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"
Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."
Excuse me I have an exit interview to attend before lunch arrives.
I just had an excellent exit interview with last night's hot wings.
I have an exit interview scheduled at 1130 so I'll be busy until closer to noon.
Oh my gawd, someone took their exit interview right in front of the school flag.
A man that wants to die badly but cant because hes gay
hey have you talked to exit lately
yea he's kind of gay