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to crap upon thee with great disdain, requiring significant elevation, while channeling the great native American spirit being of the falcon.
I said no salt, NO SALT. I could rusty falcon the guacamole...
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While railing a chick from behind, conspicuoulsy wrap your hand in a cloth pre-doused with a flammable liquid of your choice. Light the cloth on fire and then pull out like your ready to give her your load. As she turns around, get down on one knee and shout "Falcon Puuunch" and proceed to punch her in the face with your hand on fire.
Joe - "So why did the fire department come to your house last night?"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"
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The cause of, and solution to, all Chuck Norris jokes.
person: FALCON PUNCH!
person 2: Chuck Norris was one of the original three wise men; he gave Jesus the gift of beard.
person: There are only two things hard enough to cut through diamond - other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
person 2: FALCON PUNCH!!
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The action of simultaneously doing a 720, a dropshot, and qWiiiCk sCo0p3, so quickly that it all occurs within half a nanosecond and may very well end time, as prophesized by Ben Franklin.
This maneuver truly makes Captain Falcon proud!
sB Khalifa: "Yo kid! Why can't I get on Xbox Live and get slapped some more?!"
Scyther: "Well . . . I heard that there's this LuhGiiiT lVlLG Pr0, Swizzle Bros, and he falcon scoped some bk scrandie, utterly destroying Xbox Live all together."
Swizzle Bros: "U mad bro?"
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One of the most craptastic cars in the universe. Supposed to be "competition" for the Holden Commodore, but can't hope to be anywhere near as good as the trusty ol' Commodore
Look at the bogans in that POS Falcon
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A rocket. It carried bob and Doug on dragon to the iss. The first people to launch from America, soil since the retirement of the space shuttle
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