February 4

All da short boys get to ask out any girl they want regardless of how tall the girl is

Person 1: Hey bro u should ask her out
Person 2: What why?
Person 1: It’s February 4
Person 2: Oh yeah!

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February 27

The 58th day of the year, which represents 15% of the year has passed gone.

-Hey what day is today?

— Lol. Today 15% of the year had passed.

- Wait IS IT FEBRUARY 27 ALREADY??!?!

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February 6th

Bob Marley's birthday.

I smoked 2 ounces of weed on February 6th for Bob Marley's birthday.

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February 9

Who ever is born on this day is a natural fucking beast also all boys born on this day have huge dicks and girls born on this day are fucking Thicc

When’s you birthday

Oh it’s February 9

Oh shit how long

1 foot

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February 15th

People that are born are very special not even a joke or just to be kind. This is for real. People born on this day have a kind heart and soul. They will help you if you need it and even though they have enemies they are very forgivable and don't go for foolish stuff like revenge. People that are born on February 15th have a hard time to like someone (as love). But it's because their born the day after Valentine's day. They have a hard time getting a boy/girlfriend just because of that reason. They are incredible lovers as well so always keep them.

Guy: I have never seen Alex like someone

Guy 2: He probably has just that it is hard to express that feeling since he is born on February 15th.

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February 26th

February 26th is National beef day, a day in which you call your friends beef gorl or guy

Why, it's February 26th AKA National beef day ! You know what that means? Laraiia is a beef gorl, isn't that funny

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February 22

National "kiss your girlfriend because she's the best girl you've ever had" day!

Guy 1: Bro have you kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: No, should I?
Guy 1: Of course! It's February 22! You have to!

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