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Fecal Drill

also known as F.D. when one person puts his or her head up another's anus and spins around while sticking out their tongue, like a drill

I totally fecal drilled her last night, it was so hot.

by skipapottomus May 20, 2009

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fecal theater

PG version of a shitshow

When describing the kegger the night before while in church, one might say it turned into a "fecal theater" when the cops showed up

by asdifjalrjwqore May 20, 2017

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fecal burrito

The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.

That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.

by Feces Astronaut February 26, 2012

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fecal fleck

N. A small piece of shit.

Adj. when a person is not worth a damn, arrogant, petty, etc.

0h that insecure bitch is a pot stirring fecal fleck!

You're such a fecal fleck!

by KentuckyJewel April 6, 2017

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fecal file

For whence a young boy shat upon another roomates carpet. Only to find his mother cleaning your crap off of thier new carpeting, only to know (Don't worry, I shit myself in an elevator)'

scrub scrub scrub "don't worry - scrub scrub - I shit my self - scrub - in an elevator" scrub scrub!

by Nick and Sean March 26, 2004

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fecal lucidity

Clarity, especially mental clarity, that one is completely and totally wallowing in shit.

"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity . Everyone around me is stupid and has their head up their ass!" -Me

by MrMethod July 21, 2006

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fecal people

the undesireables illegally invading Southern California. They leach off of real American's tax dollars.

Keep fecal people together on welfare

by Irma October 4, 2003

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