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When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.
Girl: The man I was with last night, had a Floppy lango
Girl 2: ew that’s terriable
A fat neck that flops around when someone walks
That bitches neck moves when she walks. She got a floppy Doo
someone who flops around like a fish during a hookup and it's annoying as fuck so you forgot how to kiss and you get super turned off and your vagina becomes so dry you have to leave and drink hella water
Jacob was such a floppy fish last night, what do i do?
When a penis slips out of a wet vagina and becomes a fish. Wow
I was banging Christian and my dick turned into a floppy fish, a tuna fish
When you stick a firework in your urethra and it explodes, proceeding to look like a peeled banana.
“Jason put a firework in his penis and made a floppy calamari out of it.”
Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.
We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄
Pouring ketchup onto a girls flaps and then proseeding to insert your penis into the vagina
Bro I gave my girl floppy flaps last night