three way

"three way" is short for "three way call". A telephone conversation that includes three people.

Guy: do ya two ladies wants ta gots uh three way wiff me? sho 'nuff!
Ladies: You sick bastard!
Guy: i meant uh three way telephone call. what 'chew trippin foo'

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Three Shakes

English expression said in a sarcastic manner; used as a synonym for bullshit, horseshit, etc.

Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.

Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.

1st Example :

John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!

Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...

2nd Example :

John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!

Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...

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number three

Taking a shower immediately after dropping anchor. It's called a number three because it should ALWAYS follow a number two. If you don't agree, then here is what will convince you: If you get poop on your hand and wipe it off with a dry piece of toilet paper YOUR HAND WILL STILL SMELL LIKE POOP! (shock)

Aaron Desselle always goes home from work to take a number three. His butt is clean right now.

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Code Three

As in Emergency response terminology for responding lights and sirens. Used also as a reference for driving extremely fast to get to where you are going cause it is important.

"Can't talk now I am Code Three to see my girlfriend. I was supposed to hook-up with her 30 minutes ago."

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three Fs

Find, Fuck, and Forget

He's the type of guy who just wants to pull the three Fs

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dirty three

Most commonly used to mean a three peice band by the same name, consisting of Violin, Drums, and Guitar. Songs are mostly low key, but very heartfelt, generally considered an amazing band by the few who know about them.

I saw Dirty 3 last night! Amazing!

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Three R's

Reading, writing, and arithmetic (i.e. mathematics). They're considered the three fundamentals everyone should learn by the time they finish elementary education... well hopefully.

Yes, only one of the Three R's actually starts with the letter 'r'. The phrase originally started as a joke, but today it's more of an idiom.

It's a terrible school; the children are not even taught the three R's.

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