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When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"
Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend
A dumbass high school that isn’t really a high school. A place filled with ass fucked teachers, and weird kids. As soon as you enter the shitty hospital looking building, you’ll be yelled at by someone who stands at the door, since you don’t have your ID on. Then, when you go down to house 100 to get a new ID (for 5 goddamn dollars, I might add,) you immediately get dress coded as you walk in for the leggings you are wearing. my point is, this school is ass. it’s basically just a great value Allen High School teachers are pretty shit, layout is shit, lunch system is shit. trying to get up and down the stairs without being shoved is shit. everything is kinda just...shit.
Guy: “Hey, you go to the Lowery Freshman Center right?
Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”
Guy: “I’m so sorry.“
Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”
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Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.
Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???
Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
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When an upperclassman gets influenced to date a freshman
Is he actually dating that hairy freshman?, yeah obviously he’s a freshman killer
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<noun> any person who doesn't like their significant other enough to not cheat on them, but does like them enough not to break up with them after cheating. Age does not apply (ie not only freshman can be termed "fucking freshman")
Don't worry...he's just a fucking freshman
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A college level English class that teaches you rhetoric. Syntax means a lot in the class.
The reading list includes:
- Maze Runner
- All Quiet on the Western Front
- A Tale of Two Cities
- East of Eden
- and more
Most majors require two semesters of English
The final exam for Freshman English I including a rhetorical analysis on a speech from the cold war.
A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.
On the stairs to the college library;
Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!
Freshman; Sorry, bro!
(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?
Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.