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When a situation you thought would be one way, turns out to be another. Usually something that you assumed to be positive, turns out to be negative. Can also be a bait and switch.
I found out today that my sister had been drinking from our mom’s old school douche bag in the bathtub when she was a kid. She also used it to rinse her hair and play with the water that came out of the tip, as if she were at a water park. She thought it was a fun toy. It was always just there, hanging in the shower. She was mortified later in life when she realized what it was. We tell each other everything, yet she kept this dark secret from me until we were in our 40’s.
Sister #1: At the big family Christmas, opens her secret Santa gift that was in an envelope, so obviously a gift card - SCORE! Turns out to be a lame pack of Chuck E. Cheese stickers.
Sister #2: Well if that isn’t drinkin from the douchebag if I’ve ever seen it!! (Exclaimed in front of the whole family while Sister #1 gives Sister #2 the stank eye
When you're grandma loves you so much that you do crystal meth and cheat on your girlfriend with a girl who has a fat ass from Akron.
I cheated on amber with a fatty from akron.
1. From something good to something bad.
2. From famous, popular, successful, or useful to a has-been.
NOTE: Don't ever let yourself go from sugar to shit.
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This term refers to the 2020 election scandal in which the Democratic Party nominees (Joe Biden) son left his personal laptop at a repair shop and forgot about it and it then proceeded to wind up in local officials hands because it was left. A year later, former NYC mayor and personal lawyer for president Donald Trump; Rudy Giuliani, acquired a copy of the laptops hard drive through the fbi and published redacted contents of it which included various scandals. All of which are currently under investigation. Despite many media outlets claiming the laptop itself to be Russian disinformation, the fbi themselves found no evidence of such. This event has lead to much fallout in the campaign and raised many questions.
“Woah dude, did you hear about the laptop from hell”
“No what happened ?”
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"Bars on mars" is a common rhyme used by kids who think they can rap, mostly found on roblox rap battles.
GangstaBacon094823: I got bars from mars
Everyone Else: Shut the fuck up kid
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To work from home with little or no intention of doing anything productive. Usually performed on Fridays.
Mike: Hey Steve - is Amy in today?
Steve: No - she's shirking from home.
Mike: What a lazy batch.
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Hgih is High spelled backwards.
Basically its a subtle meaning of you high from weed, usually spoken with normal voice of tone. This is mainly heard and used by high schoolers in Texas.
Dude 1: Dude what you doing
Dude 2: SHH! IM HGIHING FROM ALIENS
Dude 1: Dude you high man?
Dude 3: Omgosh dude 1 thats what it means.
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