back to front

The way a chick wipes her tush after taking a dump.

Karen: "My gyna's nasty. Must be I'm wiping back to front".

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front loader

Going number 2 in a men's restroom urinal.

Dude 1: Man, i freakin' hate that janitor.
Dude 2: Me too, that's why I dropped a front loader in the men's room that he has to clean.

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Front Butt

A Vagina void of hair.

Dude: "How was your date with Bonquita last night?"

Dude2: "I chow'd down on that front butt for like half an hour before we got down."

Dude: "Nice."

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front burner

Something of higher priority.

The Henderson account is on the front burner for today.

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eminence front

A position of superiority, and/or leadership. In "Eminence Front" By The Who. They sing about it.

"Behind an eminence front
Eminence front - It's a put on."

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Front Runner

A front runner is 90% of Dallas Cowboys fans. Most have never even stepped foot in the state, let alone the stadium.

Dig'm- "Hey Gulmers, why do you like the Cowboys again?"
George Jr.- "Because I'm a front runner from the 90's!"
George III- "Because my dad's a front runner and I want to grow up to be just like him!"
Dig'm- "Outta' here LOSERS!"

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front-porching

sex. good ole' vaginal fucking.

see also, back-porching

me: ive been sitting all day baby, can't we lay off the back-porch for one night?
dan: oh, good old front-porching. how ive missed you so.
me: good. now take of my pants.*winks*
dan: gladly *smirks*

indulge into steamy fucky.

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