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What happens when young Asian males attempt to increase their penis length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a Honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch penis.
Holy fucking shit, I feel like as if I've lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!
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Someone who searches FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT is seriously a piece of shit
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A usless ramble when your pissed off because something didn't work. Usualy heard around workplaces.
Ahhh god-damn-fucking-cock-shit the non-destructive restore didn't work.
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When entering a bathroom or public toilet/stall and finding shit on the walls, seat, door, and/or floor. This happens often in truck stops and bars, but occasionally in ones own home.
1) I went in to clean the laied room and it was a mess. It looked like a fucking shit storm in there!
2) Hey, can someone bring me some paper towels. I just created a fucking shit storm in this bathroom!
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I love when I’m tying myself down for a piece of fucking shit
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what you say when u hurt yourself or are mad.
God i tripped over the steel thing FUCK SHIT PISS!
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What you say when you are pissed at a woman for doing something stupid but you don't have much time to explain.
Fuck shit bitch! Clean up this damn orange soda you spilled all over me!
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