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A common usage of measurement. Used when the object being described is as big as the deal your parents used to make when you said the word "fuck".
That shit was big as fuck.
Man, that joint we smoked got me high as fuck.
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Something any man can say to rationalize a given situation, no matter how dangerous or stupid it is.
1. Guy: Should I ollie this 20 foot gap?
Friend: I dunno man...
Guy: Fuck it!
Friend: Damn that was cool, even if u broke your back.
2. Guy: Dude should I bang this chick?
Friend: I dunno she gets around...
Guy: Fuck it!
Friend: Dude, I told you she might have herpes.
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The F word. Its versatility as a word is rarely seen in the common lexicon.
It can be used as a noun: "Damn! That fuck got away!"
As both a prefix and a suffix to a noun: "Hey, fuckface, are you up for a dogfuck?"
As a verb: "That dog is hot; I'd fuck her like I fucked your mom!"
In Russian Reversal: "In Soviet Russia, goat fucks YOU!!"
As an adjective: "That fucking Protestant won't get away with it."
As a transitive verb: "John fucks Shirley."
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks."
As a place/name: "Oh, I feel so nice in my Fuck"
As a way to command: "Go eat shit fuckers.
As a proper noun: "I am Fuck! Fuck of the Mountain!"
As an adverb: "Hermes traipsed fuckfully through the leafy glade."
As an indefinite pronomina: "How many countries in EU do you know? Man, I don't know fuck!"
An excellent interjection between syllables: Abso-fucking-lutely not. That's de-fucking-licous"
As a substitute for song lyrics you can't remember: "Billie Fuck fuck not my lover, she's just a fuck who fuck that I fuck the fuck. But fuck in the fuck fuck fuck donkey."
As a Holy Word: "Holy Fuck!"
Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play Hide-and-go-Fuck-yourself"
Greetings:"Who the fuck are you?"
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression: "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust: "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion: "What the fuck...?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Confusion: "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we? In the middle of fucking nowhere!"
Drunk: "Where the fuck am I?"/"Who the fuck am I?"/"What the fuck am I doing?"/"What the fuck did I just do?!"/"...and why the fuck do I have the lyrics to a song called Lambo-Lambo stuck in my head?!"
Lust: "I'll fuck you with a rake."
Disbelief: "Unbe-fucking-lievable!!!"
More Disbelief: "In-fucking-credible"
Anger: "Who fucked me?"
Pain: "Oh, FUCK!"
Pleasure: "Oh, FUCK!"
Starting a relationship: "Let's fuck now!"
Quickly ending the relationship you just started: "Fuck..."
Sincerity: "I fucking love Kamchatka."
Ignorance: "Who the fuck is Alice?"
A fucking cute kitten.
Hate: "You Fuck!"
A poker hand: "A Royal Fuck."
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy: "Who gives a fuck?"
Carelessness: "Fuck that."
Resignation: "Oh fuck it."
Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions: "Fuck off."
Incestuous: "Mother Fucker."
I have a headache: "Go fuck yourself."
Fatigue: "I'm absolutely fucked."
Nautical: "Fuck the Admiral!"
Reproach: "You fucking killed™ me"
Insanity: "I'm fucked up"
Parachute malfunctions: "FUCK."
In Conjunction with 'god': "Oh My Fucking God!"
Prayer: "Oh my fucking God!"
Being stabbed: "Oh my fucking God!"
Being raped by an invisible man: "Oh my fucking God!"
Being raped by an invisble woman: "Oh My Fucking GOD! YES!"
Winning the Lottery: "Oh My Fucking God!"
Losing the Lottery: "Oh My Fucking God!" (especially if you spent your last few bucks on a ticket, you penniless loser)
brevity: "fuck"
Anger: "Jesus fucking christ!"
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As a noun derived from fuck, can be used as an intensifier to give an amusing rhythm to a sentence.
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To have sexual intercourse with another person
I would love to fuck that girl
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the
english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of
the English words that begin with letter F, fuck is the
only word that is referred to as the F-word. It's the
one magical word, just by it's sound can describe
pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as the most words
in the English languages, is derived from German, the
word fricken which means to strike. In English fuck
fall into many grammatical categories.
As a transital verb for instance : "John fucked
Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley fucks."
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the
fucking work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too fucking
much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is
fucking beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a fuck!"
As part of a word : "Abso-fucking-lutely" or
"in-fucking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "Fuck the
fucking fuckers!"
As you must realize there aren't too many words with
the versatility of fuck. As in these examples
describing situations such as:
Fraud - I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay - Oh, fuck it!
Trouble - I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression - Don't fuck with me, buddy!
Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking
question.
Inquiry - Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction - I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence - He's a fuck off.
Dismissal - Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all
of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be
offended when you use the word? So, use this unique
flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will
identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly : "FUCK YOU !!!"