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When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.
She had some great fuck me ears to hold onto.
Think Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month.
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A more aggressive way to say “don’t mess up,” and “don’t fuck me over.” It’s usually used as a way to convince someone to take part in something they don’t want to. It often repeated twice when said, just to really drive home that the person should not fuck them on this.
Dereck: I don’t think this is a good idea.
Stephen: Listen man, don’t fuck me on this. Do not fuck me on this.
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When a person looks at you a certain way, their eyes get bigger and they just look a little more innocent
“Yo bro she giving you fuck me eyes she wants you”
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A term anyone could use when they are horny and need a little anal.
I want you to fuck me in the ass RIGHT NOW.
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a proclamation of surprise,similar to fuck me rigid, fuck me raw,
Stephen: "Fuck me rone,aunt Linda just got taken to hospital to remove a dildo from her arse."
Barry:"I didn't know she had a dildo"
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Knee high brown or black leather sexy boots with a stiletto hill which are worn by young horny females along with a short skirt (usually denim) to send out the signal to men that they are up for some wild no strings sex or at least looking to suck some cock.
Hayley: Hey katy what should i wear tonight? Im so horny im on a mission to get fucked and to suck some dick tonight!
Emma: Well in that case you should put on your denim mini skirt and fuck-me-boots.
Hayley: Yeh good idea! When im in my fuck me boots the boys go wild. I can see them drewling when i walk into the club. I especially like to tease them and grind my ass up against their cock trying to give them a boner.
Dave: WOW hayley, you're my dream girl
Hayley: Aw Thanks, im way out of your league but you can fuck me anyway, i never say no to dick.
Dave: wow thanks, but can you do it in nothing but your fuck me boots?
Hayley: Sure, lets fuck!
UGH UGH UGH UGH...
2 minutes later...
Hayley: Dont you think my fuck-me-boots look better covered in cum?
Dave: Yeh, so does your face.
Hayley: Thanks, y dont you wank again and this time cum all over my face
Dave: OK sure
ugh ugh ugh ugh
Hayley wipes the cum off her face and eats it and then heads out for a night on the town in her fuck-me-boots.
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1. Sex position in which the female lays on her side while the man is kneeling ir standing.
2. To be dooped ( see fucked over).
3. Exclamatory term used when frustrated.
1. Fuck me sideways tonight, please.
2. You've really fucked me sideways.
3. "Fuck me sideways," while in a fit of road rage.
fuck me sideways
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