A phrase used to describe a group of arseholes
Oh shit, the funky bunch is working today, looks like I'm in for a shit shift
Another way to say alchohol mostly referring to kahlua.
Person a. Hey are y’all drinking that funky milk tonight?
Person b. What the hell is that? Another way to say beer? Cause that will never be a thing.
Person c. Are you talking about that kahlua bullshit? Then no but I am drinking beer.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers…
Person b and c. Cheers!
An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way
“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”
If you talk to him he will think your the dad of his child. verb: funky
Ash: Hey you guys hear about a funky ferny
Anna: yeah he tried to take Dna test for this baby he’s forced on me
When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.
Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic
Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.
Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.
The act of masturbating until completion in a public bathroom, or the bathroom of a friend.
Man, I've been dry for weeks, I'm gonna go funky-noop in your bathroom.