funnel of shit

Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.

funnelation

A deviant sexual fascination with cramming a funnel up someones ass and introducing various foreign substances such as olive oil or urine.

YD sure is fascinated with that olds broads saggy ass!
It's because she is as into funnelation as his sick old ass is!

rape funnel

imagine a finger trap but with people

i got caught in a rape funnel

Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.

Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”

fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

Funnel busting

when you cum into a funnel and let it seep into someones bellybutton

guy 1:How was your date yesterday guy 2:oh it went great, we were funnel busting all night.

Whores Funnel

Whores Funnel* (aka hoes web*)

Definition:

A sneaky but genius marketing move used by online cyber-prostitutes to turn thirsty followers into paying simps.

It starts with spicy but “safe-for-work” thirst traps on apps like TikTok or YouTube, luring in the unsuspecting (and very down bad).

From there, they drop the IG link in the bio, where things get a little more suggestive.

Once the simp is fully locked in, boom—they hit ‘em with the OnlyFans plug. Before they know it, dude’s wallet is on life support, and she’s out here securing the bag.

Dude 1: Bro, I was just tryna watch some harmless TikToks, and now I’m subscribed to three different OnlyFans. What happened?!

Dude 2: My guy, you got caught in a whores funnel. It starts with a thirst trap, then suddenly you’re in her IG DMs, and next thing you know, you’re paying $14.99 a month to see the same pics she posted for free.

Dude 1: I swear, she was just doing fashion hauls on TikTok… now she’s selling “exclusive content” through some VIP link.

Dude 2: My guy, you got tangled in a hoes web. First, it’s “innocent” posts, then BOOM—subscription time.