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Pronounced Zom-bee Gas
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1) Gas from the anus of a human (either living or dead) so bad that is has the ability to choke, seize, or incapacitate another human being.
2) Taking a shit during the day, quite possibly at the office, that is so powerful that it has the ability to overpower the powered air vent in most restrooms and escape into the open air. Note: Zombie gas is not to be confused with ninja gas which has similar properties but lacks the raw power of Zombie Gas.
"Damn, Brad went and dropped an H bomb in the toliet again, avoid that 1/2 of the office its contaminated with Zombie Gas.
"wtf did you eat tav? boiled eggs? Your zombie gas is melting my lungs"
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the gas that fills the room after a hearty session of scat sex. Characterized by a pungent mix of sweat, urine, shit, and sex odors.
When I entered the kitchen, the scat gas nearly knocked me out.
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When someone goes to a gas station and only gets up to 5 dollars of gas, therefore being stupid and wasting more gas entering gas stations and more money buying booze and new ports every time you enter the store. It could also be a smart move for some who share a car with others in a family, and don't love their family enough to let the others use their gas. Working at a gas station, I see this happen too often, and see strengths and weaknesses of engaging in "nigger gas" as listed above.
Hey Johnny, I'm gonna go get some nigger gas, you want some booze or newports?
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1. to tell a bald faced lie to someone and then brazenly deny that this was ever done
2. to give a person the frustration of moving their keys, purse, wallet, condoms, or other object and to then claim they were never moved or the person had done it themself
3. a frequent tool in the slickery dick or slickery clit's toolkit for infidelity
4. an insidious tool in the hands of unscrupulous mind-screwers and sociopaths
5. to tell a lie (consciously or unconsciously) without regard for whether or not you undermine another person's sanity/ perception of reality
It comes from the 1938 movie Gas Light.
Tommy Lee was gas lighting Elizabeth Taylor until she lost her mind. Mr. Lee should be shot.
Courtney Love leveled Kurt Cobain, not just with the multiple affairs, but by gently undermining his self respect with a little known procedure called gas lighting. He didn't even know he was a pound overweight until he was 20 pounds overweight. Poor guy.
It is a sign of the slow progress of culture that something as insidious as gas lighting can fail to be widely known, except in a slang dictionary definition, nearly three quarters of a century later than the movie by the same name.
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1. Oil companies giving us the shaft.
2. A game to see how high people will pay for gas.
These oil companies are shafting us with their 4.50 a gallon gas prices.
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Activated charcoal is a fine black odorless and tasteless powder made from wood or other materials that have been exposed to very high temperatures in an airless environment. ... Activated charcoal is pure carbon specially processed to make it highly adsorbent of particles and gases in the body's digestive system.
Charcoal Gas helps with the digestive system!!! Get one now!
some fucking killer weed that just looks, tastes and feels fucked up when you smoke it
“Yo man are we gonna smoke this weekend?”
“yeah bro i got the goblin gas on me right now”