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Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
Gist day is when you give your best friend,
Girlfriend or boyfriend a gift
Hey best friend here you go
Best friend: why are you giving me a gift
Because it’s November 25th give aka gift day!!!
"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.
Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.
A gift a woman buys a man after the hardship of poking to create life .
I would like my poke gift for this hardship.
A simple but not abrupt way to ask a female for oral sex.
I had day at work, I sure can you a throat gift.
When a woman lets a man finish inside of her, doesn’t shower and then meets up with another man shortly after, where he gives her head and unknowingly consumes the remains of the previous man’s bodily fluids
Did you hear that Tina was re-gifting last night?
What you find when you stick long objects in holes that are too small.
David found a mystery gift in his friends hole.