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Someone who rarely, if ever, leaves his or her house. In this person's mind, his or her house is so decked out that there is no reason to go anywhere else. Home gnomes are annoying because they never want to meet up with you when you're out, instead opting to invite you to their house and making you drive the whole distance to them every time.
Person A: Dude, let's hang out.
Person B: Sure. You wanna come over to my place?
Person A: How about we meet at the bar instead?
Person B: Nah, I really don't feel like going out. We could order some pizza here & I have a six-pack in my fridge.
Person A: Bitch, you're such a friggin' home gnome.
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When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.
Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.
An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.
Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!
The people that come in the middle of the night and take away you beer bottles and cans.
Dammit!!! The Gnickle Gnomes came again last night and left the trash strewn everywhere!
Small human capable of evil and cruelty
Jeremy, the evil gnome duct taping his brother to a tree in the orange grove and pelting him with oranges or Jeremy hiding in the orange groves and stalking and pelting his brothers from the tree tops until they run home crying.
When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.
My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome
A computer programmer who skillfully crafts code at all hours, obsessing over details, while seldom leaving his or her cave. A code gnome would rather code than sleep.
Bob (after work at the bar): Have you seen Linus here anywhere?
Sue: When I left the office he was still writing code.
Bob: Man, that guy writes great code, but he never leaves his desk. What a code gnome!