When the area between you anus and genitals brews up a pool of sweat, creating a wetness in your underwear and outer garments
Look at dean nicolaidis' shorts! You can see his sweaty gooch!
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The stubborn parasitical like organisms which hatch from the clustered gooch eggs between ones anus and goolies.
They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.
'As Maqsood unrolled his best but tattered and decaying prayer matt, he was dehumanised and robbed of his senses by the fogging blizzard of gooch bugs. Hatched, unhatched and deceased'.
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The act of blowing air bubbles (typically administered via a submerged empty plastic bottle) directly against the gooch. Highly addictive, commonly compared to crack / crystal meth. Not ordinarily used by under privileged drug enthusiasts as usually a swimming pool is key enabler. Hard core addicts will bubble anywhere they can submerge their gooch in an inch and a half of liquid.
Fam, that pool party last night was sick! Chris, Dan and Sam were gooch bubbling all night! bubbled out of their brains! They were clucking for an empty bottle after the cleaners left! Totally G-bubbed!
When a dudeβs genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.
Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldnβt go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
Used to describe someone who is extremely awesome or Tom Selleck-like
James is so awesome, he has a wet gooch
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The area between the back of the vagina and the anus.
And then I went too deep and licked her lady gooch.
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when one does not shower for a long period of time and their gooch sweats alot producing a creamy and moist substance
hey Zach i haven't showered today and i just worked out, smell my gooch milk.
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