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When you use Instagram as a booty call app.
Last night I messaged Ruby for a Gram Slam.
the fitness gram pacer is a multi-staged aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
idrk no one talks abt this
fitness gram pacer test
The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacity torture technique for young children and adults. When you hear this sound *d i n g* You may begin the torture of bad cardio. Run from one end of the room to the other before you here this sound * b e e p * Are you ready to collapse? Go on the word "die". On your mark, get set, DIE!
"Ugh my friends won't respond, I'll just spam the fitness gram pacer test until they beg me to stop":)
Packing several grams of weed, heroin, cocaine etc.
"Dude you're really packing grams." He says.
That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
Being bamboozled by someone's pictures on Instagram.
Oh my god isn't that the hot chick you follow on Instagram?
Wait, her face ain't that cute and her body looks nothing like her pictures...
We've been gram-boozled.