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When your little sibling gets so into the Wii game they’re playing that they gravitate towards the television set
“Wii gravity pulled my little brother Aiden towards the tv, and now we don’t have it anymore”
Preforming anything sexual while being 62 Miles high within the Thermosphere.
Person 1: Did you hear about the two astronauts who had sex on the ISS
Person 2: Looks like they joined the No-Gravity Club
Being on the receiving end of an especially violent unplanned sudden stop by coming in to contact with the ground. Also see face plant, hard slam, street pizza.
His parachute fail to open and he was Gravity’s Bitch.
Bob was not wearing a safety harness and when he fell off the roof, he was gravity’s bitch.
The oldest game on Roblox (November 2006) that still has people playing it to this day.
Work At A Pizza Place: I am THE OG Roblox game.
Experience Gravity: Hold my beer.
what we should start calling boobies
"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
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Middle aged musician who lives in a city with recreational marijuana and 24 hour entertainment.
Those folks who took care of you while you were in Las Vegas, gravity surf by night. They be gravity surfers
An elaborate device used for smoking herbs, particularly Cannabis Sativa. Created and popularized by the humans of the Milky Way, who say they have been constructing the devices for at least 3.5 millenium. Typically quite primitive in design, the gravity bong is a type of water pipe that functions using one large container of water and one smaller container. First, the top of the smaller container must be fitted with a “bowl” to hold the cannabis as well as some type of opening or tube through which to inhale the smoke. The bottom end of the secondary container needs to be open, and the smaller container is inserted most of the way into the larger bucket. The cannabis is then lit, and as it burns the stoner puts their mouth over the hose or opening and slowly raises the smaller container out of the water, the action of which fills the smaller container with fragrant smoke that is subsequently inhaled by the user. Because the water somewhat filters and cools the smoke, it is considered a very “clean” way for carbon based lifeforms to alter their perception through inhaling burning carbon.
An attendant began to pack Bomb Bomb, which was in fact Ohm’s world record holder for “largest gravity bong”.