Losing Grip

When you drink past the part of the half gallon that has a hand hold. (the grip)

Me:"Did you make out with that fat girl last night?"
You:"Yeah, well i started losing grip around eleven."
Me:"Oh, i understand."

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gripping grain

Holding onto a wood grain steering wheel

I drove past tipping gripping grain.

"You peeping him take a picture, that chrome and that paint official
You smoking then take a swisha, there's plenty just take 'em wit ya
You chilling you ain't a sipper, then I'ma be hanging wit ya
Take a hold of the grain and grip a, handful and smile for the pictures nigga"

Chamillionaire - Picture perfect

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get a grip

another way of saying "take it easy" or "stop being so f**kin' paranoid already!"

I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.

btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)

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Sex Grips

The excess amount of fat tissue on the hip bones.

Used to increase thrust power during sexual intercourse.

love handles

"Michael: Thin bitches are so hard to have sex with.

Jake: Why do you say that, bro?
Michael: They don't have sex grips, there is nothing to grab to increase thrust power."

"Allison: God, I hate my body. My hips are so fatty.

Megan: What are you even saying? Fatty hips make for the best sex grips."

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get a grip

Often used when someone thinks they are to good, better then someone, ahead of the game, Overzealous Confidence, or when one thinks they better then they are. "Get a grip" simply reminds them that they arent.. Basically used when someone thinks their shit doesnt stink. "To come back to reality"..

Eric: Damn I am handsome!
Trish: Get a grip!

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Vice Grip

A girl wit a tight pussy.

Example: Yo ma dude, LaShawn had a vice grip. It was hard for me to get in dat.

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gansta grip

To hold an object sideways. Often associated with firearms.

I got my cap to the back and my AK-47 in a gangsta grip.

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