oak grove school

a shitty-ass school known as OGS. grades kindergarden-8th. teachers dont give a shit. known for kids that are out of control, addicted alcohol and drugs, and massive vandilism. are also very preppy. usually go to libertyville high school. students known as Grovers. average loss of virginity :13.

~IM A GROVER!!
-wtf is that?
~i went to oak grove school!! WE RULE!
-*shoots gun* smd

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butchington c-grove

A butchington c-grove is a triflin ass nigga who got nothin else in life but a sail boat and a uni that looks like it belongs to the Village People (no disrespect to them niggas). If you ever called a b.c.g you need to check yoself nigga.

Ayyo - you like watchin them fat japanese boys in they diapers? Youse a butchington c-grove.

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inver grove heights

Home to Minnesotas most average hockey team. Never good, but never really bad. Always lose to south saint Paul in every sport imaginable.

Hey did you catch the inver grove heights game last night?
Ya
How badly did we lose?

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mountain grove salad

Taking your partner/ lover into the bedroom or jeep or destination of choice, making a quick or long romp session, finishing without much clean up that is quickly followed up with a trip to China grove for cashew chicken.

“Hey Carol, you see those two over there sitting by the windah?”
“Sure do Ken”
“They look tore up! Why their hair all messy and they look a bit sweaty and have a smell of something I ain’t bout to say”

“Welp Ken… looks like a typical Mountain Grove salad”

“All be, glad to see these youngins keeping it alive. Go panthers”

Bible Grove Reach

A tabletop maneuver that hails from Bible Grove Illinois, but could have possibly started in Lexington Kentucky.

The Bible Grove reach is when you reach over the table to get something because nobody will pass it to you

Ma: let me just do a bible grove reach *reaches over the table to get salt*

oak grove deception

The act of talking a big game and then backing out at the last minute. This phrase often involves a week of bullshit leading up to a road trip. On the road trip the guilty party, despite saying all week that they were going out to drink, decides to stay at the hotel and order pizza

Matt: Alright the road trip is finally here! Joel, are you ready to get fucked up!!!

Joel: Hell Yeah!!!

Ross: Hey Joel we are leaving in 5 minutes!

Joel: I'm just gonna stay in and eat pizza instead.

Matt: Typical Oak Grove deception! I bet you're great at Pokemon!

Joel: I'm a super high level! Y'all wish y'all could beat me in Pokemon!

Gantt: Gayyyyyy

Inlet Grove Highschool

An area of black people who join together in nigger sex. This also is an area where niggers have 2 inch dicks and try to get head while fucking their cousin.

Bro, is that a Inlet Grove highschool nigger!
What’s that?
A black person fucking their cousin.

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