hansel and grundle

This master-class level sex technique comprised of a hand-job and simultaneous mouth vacuum of a mans grundle.

Kasey gave me a vicious "Hansel and Grundle" last night and drained every drop of sap out of my sack, she is a keeper!

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Grundle-queef

In serious cases the partition between the anal passage and the vaginal passage can become compromised and fecal matter can pass into the vagina.

Thus when a queef (or vaginal flatulence) occurs, it smells of fecal matter, quite similar to a fart.

This is the grundle-queef. Named for the common ground.

Woman 1: Oh shit I just queefed
Woman 2: So?
<pause>
Woman 2: Oh god, is that a grundle-queef?

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grundle patch

the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable when moist

I got a brazillan wax the other day, and my lack of grundle patch is swollen!

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Grundle Wizard

A mythical creature lurking in the deepest forest covered corners of the grundle, highly skilled in witchcraft and wizardly endeavors that only surfaces to get its daily fill of grundle gravy and provide bountiful donkey punches.

That pen was a big grundle wizard

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grundle gnome

a fucking hilarious word, i guess it could be crabs, bit it sounds funny as hell

that douchebag is a fucking grundle gnome

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Grundle bunny

the lint that gets caught in the spot between your balls and asshole

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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grundle butter

An unfortunate gelatinous sweaty buildup on the grundle (which is the hair and area between your genitals and arse-hole).

I pulled off my jock and found a pat of grundle butter on it.

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