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Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear yes. Yeah, I'm a Gummy Bear yeah. Oh, I'm a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear. Oh Yeah! (￣^￣)ゞ
"look for the gummy bear album, available on November 13th"
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when a woman puts their period blood inside a condom and puts it in the freezer, then a guy puts the frozen bloody condom on and begins to do anal to the woman while shes in the act of shitting
i asked MIA if she wanted to me to do a kansas gummy worm on her and then she got mad for some reason
The worst possible food to bring to a party. I you are going to a party where you absolutely hate the host/hostess, bring a large bowl of these tasty treats for the guests to share! I believe Walmart carries them in bulk. It will instantly be a hit and before you know it, the whole bowl will be devoured if you have friends like I do.
Twenty five minutes later, all hell will break lose. If the house that the party has a ratio of one bathroom per person at the party, you'll be fine. If it doesn't, I'm sorry. Anyone who has a digestive system and consumed more than ten of these little devils, will have explosive diarrhea for approximately the next twelve hours. I'm not exactly sure why these aren't illegal in the US yet but they aren't. You'll start sweating and the urge to splurge will overwhelm you. If you make it to the bathroom in time, you'll be there for a while so if you can speak, call a family member/freind to cancel your school/job for the next day because there is recovery time needed.
How'd the party go?
Jack pulled the sugarless gummy bear one again..ughhh..
Is everyone still there?
Yea
A unique song that's loved by many children around the world but HATED by adults around the world too! It was released in stores on November 13th, 2007 and is considered to be the most legendary album to be ever made. It is also part of our many childhoods.
The Gummy Bear Song Lyrics:
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear! I'm a jelly bear. Cuz I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a movin' groovin' moovin' jammin' singin' gummy bear! Oh yeah!
The white gummy bear is a drink invented in 2007 by Monkey, a bartender at the world famous Swiss Pub. A very popular drink especially among people who are high.
Looking for a cure for your munchies and dry mouth? Two White Gummy bears please.
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1) 'An act easily preformed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmacutical haze, with her teeth in the glass. Straddle her wrinkled mug, and ram your naughty boy down her thread. Blowing your jack down her withered esopogus. If she wakes up tell her she for got her pill and you were helping her.'
2) Alternate Variation: "As she is waking up turn around, stretch your ass cheeks apart and start screaming at her, like a wild talking asshole."
Source: O&A Show
"I'm going to the senior citizens home and going to give someone a gummy bear."
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Occurs after ingesting liquor soaked Gummy Bears. Soaking Gummy Bears in Liquor has become popular in high schools due to its discreet nature.
"Do you want to get Gummy Bear Wasted during third period?"
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