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A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.
Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.
Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.
When you and your friends,or strangers, dress up like sonic characters and proceed to buttfuck each other relentlessly
Ben-"Hey guys after the fur con do you all want to have some hedgehog fun"
Carson-"yea dude I'm totally down"
Zuava-"I'm not first this time"
when you sit on something sharp and it pricks your ass
ah fuck that sofa gave me a hedgehog ass
the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on
Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks
How a fat angry eggshaped man describes the blue blur himself
"I'll get that Dumbass Idiot Hedgehog next time" - Baldy Mcnosehair
rubbing up on your pubes after freshly shaving them
yo bro i just rubbed the hedgehog it feels so cool, what’s rubbing the hedgehog ? bro you have to try it
A cocktail comprised of beetroot juice, lemon extract, salt, eggplant, raw egg, fish sauce, and vodka.
John: " Hey girl, wanna go out and get some Hedgehog Facefucks with me?
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "