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Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.
Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
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After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf
"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."
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A socialite and some-what 'actress' who appeared in Eastenders for 12 years. Mainly known in the UK for wearing to much make-up, having very spotty skin, tits out on a daily basis, unclassy dress code and having her hair tied back far to tight.
Person 1: Hey, Helen Flanagan is soooo hot could wank to her all day!!
Person 2: I couldn't she's a spotty, untalented mess.
wank spotty socialite make-up tits untalented Helen Flanagan
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a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking
"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."
"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."
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first of all new zealand is not communist, second of all she is ugly, third of all she is smarter then your president, by the way shes a priminister. aslo she is not great she signed for the illegal growing of genetically modified corn when the majority of new zealand was cleary anti GE, aslo she hasnt legalized weed so she sux
its not about side affects its about being free as a being on this planet to do as one wishes.
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When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.
Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
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