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When one helps a girl with her computer science homework for a thank-you blowjob.
Steve: Yesterday I went to give a girl "comp sci help" if you know what I mean (;
Joe: NICE
*high five*
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When you're wildly drunk and you can't handle yourself. You have to ask someone to help you.
Holy hell, I'm blackout drunk right now.
Someone help me.
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The pineapple helper of Stuff Magazine.
Randy the Helpful Pineapple says…
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The voices in your head are going to get you into a lot of trouble
You would be doing yourself great favor if you seriously sought help
I am not kidding or being nasty. I am being truthful and honest
How can you continue living like this?
Your quality of life is close to zero
You once told me something. That sometimes happiness is pain. I am not sure if you remember that but i do. But I just didn't realize how twisted your mind is
I didn't realise you actually meant what you said
I didn't realize you meant that not only do you gain pleasure out of your own unhappiness but you are infinitely more happy when you inflict pain on others.
that is not normal. Instead of allowing yourself to destroy elements remaining of you whilst slandering everyone around you, why don't you just seek help instead of accommodating your ill mental health. And not only that but lying and projecting your own mental insanity on others so you can deny and hide your rueful secret to protect your identity ans self image?
You're sick individual. And that one day when we sat I class giving an overview of our thesis, I wanted nothing to do but to punch your face for all your lies and falsehoods. I wanted to do nothing more than to reveal to everyone the person you really are.
but then I held back because I realised, thats not my job - thats God's job
You need help. Get help. You're delusional and should NOT be a psychologist
- the flautist
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What you say to a crazy person
Phytriatic inmate: I want to fuck a goat sideways
Me: get some help
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When someone opens their hand then makes a fist with their thumb tucked in. if you see someone do that, then PLEASE help them. they are IN DANGER
Please help someone who does the international help sign please please PLEASE help them
Getting pleasure from reading or watching Self Help Gurus, without actually doing anything with your life afterwards.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that self-help video on social media?
Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?
Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.
Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?
Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.
Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?
Friend 1: Not yet :(
Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.