A phrase from the show Utopia, which aired in the uk in 2013. It was recently brought to popularity due to Pyrocynical's multi-hour video essay.
Lee: Where is Jessica Hide?
Wilson Wilson: She's dead.
Lee: *Grabs Spoon*
Shelter yourself from the hell that will one day be your reality.
if it's not me completely upsetting your "way of life," there will be an upset eventually because the way you live is not sustainable and none of you know enough about the law or what really goes on when it comes to the activities you participate in, the way it effects society as a whole and the real damage that you do.
hide yo kids and hide yo wife because it's not going to last forever, especially if it includes crossing international borders. Pull your heads out of your arses anf truly think about your actions.
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Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.
Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.
John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.
Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.
Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?
Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
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Hide Yah Kids is an internet game available on the Newgrounds.com portal adapted from the famous Antoine Dodson adventure against the Lincoln Park Rapist
Wannabe Thug: DAMN MAN!!! That MOFO Rapist certainly ain't gonna get my family as long as I press "A"!
Real Thug: Hide Yah Kids is for pussies, dude...
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To take part in any sexual activity
Jeff- dude I totally did the hide from the birds with mindy last night
Ashart- nice man
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The female equivalent of pump and dump, i.e. when a girl uses a guy for sex (such as a one night stand) and then ghosts, i.e. doesn't respond to him trying to get with her again.
"Man, I thought I could make Amy my f***- buddy but I guess she pulled a ride-n-hide on me. She won't respond to my texts any more."
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A New York hiding is when you hit someone so hard, they feel it twice. It means to connect perfectly and send shockwaves through the affected area
I fought this guy today and gave him a proper New York hiding. It was so good, he felt it twice
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