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Shower Hockey

A mildly popular, homo-erotic game commonly played among young adult men in a college athletic type setting.

Requirements: 4+ people
Large, open shower facility (usually in a dorm or gym building)
1+ bar(s) of soap
Predetermined "Goals" (equal in size) for both teams

Game Play/Rules:
- All players undress completely and enter the shower area.
- Turn on all shower heads to properly wet the floor/playing field (leave them on to prevent the playing field from drying).
- Set up goals for both teams on opposing walls of the playing field. Must be equal in size and difficulty.
- Divide all participants into 2 equal teams. (Some sort of marking (ie: sharpie) is recommended to distinguish team members.
- Place bar of soap in the middle of the playing field.
- All partipants must be touching the far wall of the shower area before the game can begin.
- A countdown of "3, (pause) 2, (pause) 1, (Pause) GO!" will be given and no participant may leave the wall until the countdown is complete.
- When the countdown is complete all participants are free to run/walk/slip/slide to the center of the field and gain posession of the soap.
- No body part except the feet may be used to handle/manipulate the soap.
- 1 point is given to a team for scoring on the opposing teams goal.
- There is no pause in gameplay after a goal is scored.
- Each game shal be timed, and last 15 minutes. (Any goals scored after the 15 minutes do not count)
- If the game is tied at the end of the 15 minutes, the game will go into "overtime"
- "Overtime" will last 3 minutes, and the team who scores the most points in "overtime" will be declared the winner.
- Any intentional pushing, shoving, tripping, etc. will be deemed a "penalty"
- The punishment of a "penalty" is to be determined by the teams beforehand (usually a spanking to the buttocks)

"Hey, do you want to go play a game of shower hockey?"

See 'definition' for game rules

by ..B.. September 11, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hockey players

The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.

Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.

by Dewey June 16, 2004

535๐Ÿ‘ 303๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass hockey

Competition between two or more males, the goal of which is the assertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears homosexual in nature.

Bruce and Todd's wrestling match turned into pure ass hockey when Bruce's hand lingered in Todd's crotch area on multiple occassions.

by Archie Fiftington February 9, 2007

34๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nostril Hockey

A game, which is played with a 3x5 card and a table. Both players attempt to blow the card off the other person's side of the table without touching it or blowing with anything other than their nostrils. Touching the card or blowing with anything other than one's nostrils causes a penalty, where the other player may punch you in the face and reset the card to the center of the table. The game ends when the card falls off one of the sides of the table or one player quits by the universally-recognized gesture; punching the other player in the face twice.

"Craig and I played Nostril Hockey last night."
"Who won?"
"I'm not the one with the concussion, so..."

by The Goddamn Duck January 21, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ball hockey

Hockey played on a surface that resembles an ice rink but is smaller in size and is not ice.It is played year round. It is the same as regular hockey, but played on foot. A hollow plastic ball is used. There are three 10 minute periods.

I'm going to play ball hockey tonight.

by AndieJay March 13, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


hockey mom

A Northwest-dwelling conservative female who oversees a low-density clan, votes against abortion, for bridges to nowhere, and takes kids to the rink. On occasion is selected as vice-president nominee.

Dude, did you hear that hockey mom has a preggers daughter? I'm voting for her!

by xProgSax September 4, 2008

301๐Ÿ‘ 172๐Ÿ‘Ž


pocket hockey

masturbating with your pants on and all done up, by placing your hand in your pocket and rubbing your penis through the pocket lining

I played pocket hockey during class to keep from falling asleep.

by Justin Joker July 6, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž