caligula's horse

Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.

"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."

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horse

jay cassidy

he also looks like a math teacher

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Horse Award

An awrard given to a lady with a very nice backside.

"Nice as Bun B when I met him at the Source awards, girl he had with him, ass could have won the Horse awards..."
From Kanye's 'Last Call'

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horse outside

A phrase indicating that the speaker maintains a form of equine transport outside the premises, superior to forms of conveyance, e.g. big queer metal boxes such as the Honda Civic, the Mitzi or the Subaru. Comes in handy when transporting a beure from a church in Thomas St.

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992

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feed the horse

To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.

Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)

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I'm On A Horse

Phrase used when trying to reinforce what a badass you are. (Inspired by the now-he's-in-a-towel-now-he's-on-a-boat guy from the Old Spice commercial.)

Frank: Awesome come from behind win, Phil!
Phil: Yeah, I'm on a horse.

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Horse Oven

A rectal infection caused by/as a result of extremely rough anal sex.

Any type of anti-rape devise, such as the Rapex, that is inserted into a woman's vagina.

"Sitting down is a difficult task for someone with a Horse Oven."

"I was excited about getting laid until my girlfriend forgot to take out her Horse Oven."

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