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Americanized pronunciation of the Americanized mexican restaurant "Chipotle"
dude A: "Yo mane are you tryin to hit up the cheap hotel?"
Dude B: "Um, isn't it pronounced "Chipotle"?
Dude A: "no"
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A Days Inn hotel located in Vineland NJ. This specific hotel has been known for having prostitutes wandering around it!
We are staying at the Hoe hotel for our softball tournament!
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S p i d e r.
incy wincy spider went up the Hilton Hotels water spout
down came the rain and washed the spider out
out came the sun and dried up all the rain
so incy wincy spider went up the water spout again
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A very high quality brand of over the ear headphones. Sennheiser or Beats for example. The cushioning provided and the head support of these headphones make your ears feel right at "home." Much like in a hotel.
Broham #1: Duuude!! Check out my phones bro!!
Broham #2: ~Puts on headphones~ Woh! These are like Ear Hotels brah!
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California state prison facility, usually a level 3 or 4 yard (medium to high security) or else the SHU. References the Eagles' classic song, particularly the line "you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave."
CO: "Welcome to Hotel California bitches!"
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A stupid game where u spend <b>REAL<b> MONEY and talk to pedofiles and people with no lifes well at least SOME people with no life or atleaast the Noobs
jinxie567: bobba bobba bobba habbo hotel rocks
Sammie98735:YOU NOOB
Jinxie576: asl?
jixie576: want some coins?
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A Pretty Sad website for people with no life at all, who get ripped off for pixel furniture (furni), then give out their password to some random guy and lose it all.
Some people even get married on it, start a 'mafia' (or a cheap job), start casino's etc.....
And the creepiest thing of all? People on it pretending to be babies. Yes, thats right, you can 'adopt' people who dress like babies and say everything with a w in it.
Lame-ass teen: Will woo adwopt mwe?
Guy: Sure!
Lame-ass Teen: Its mwy bwirthdway give me furni
Guy: No.
Lame-ass Teen: Fwine Im gettin new parents who are rwich and gwive mwe fwurni!
Guy: Yeah you do that.
Lame-ass Teen: bobba you stupid bobba!
And these people even say stuff like 'Im 1 day old plz adopt me'. Yeah, a talking 1-day old.
Some people report emergencies, like them not having a 'bf'.
Your call for help has been sent!
MESSAGE FROM HOBBA: I'll be your super cool bf!!!!1!1!
Oh good god. The worst thing of all is the pretend violence.
See Below some of the most irritating stuff on habbo.
You can even buy furniture for it off eBay. For a ridiculous price, of course.
Thanks for reading and enjoy being ripped off by Sulake!
l00ser: im a cop ur undur arrest!
l00ser2: no way *punches in face steelz gun shoots in head!!1!1!1!111!!!!!1!!!1*
l00ser: *dodges*
l00ser2: yoo cant dodge that u idiot!
Fake-baby: Iwn 1 month owld its my bwirthday can woo gwive mwe fwurni?
n00b: No, get a life. *stabs in neck*
Fake-baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa
PeRv: Hey wanna cyber?
Girl: Sure *takes top off shoves tits in mouth*
PeRv: Oooh yeah so good *sticks penis in your nose*
Girl: oh yeah soooooooooooooo good
PeRv: *has bobba all day and all night*
L00S3R: HABBO HOTEL IS T3H BESTESTEST! I SP3NT ALL MY MUNNY ONN IT!!!1!11!!!
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