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To ejaculate in your pants while giving a political speech.
"Then we're going to Washington and then we're going to take back the whitehous..ous..e..mmmMMMM...YEAAAAH...ahhhh" (*splooge*)
"Does anyone have the number for the dry cleaners?"
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The act of being LESS THAN John Kerry.
Dean < John Kerry
How do you lose to someone as retarded as Kerry?
answer: "YEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!"
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British stand up comedian. Very energetic, somewhat of an aryan dreamboat, and in love with his best friend Jon.
"Did you see Jon on Mock the Week?"
"No, I saw Russell Howard, though, he was good."
"Yeah, engergetic. They should get Jon on, though."
"I agree."
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A city in New York that has a bunch of fucking fakes. Mostly girls dance at Fazio Dance Center and shop at VS Pink and boys play basketball at St.Helens and play FortNite and other people like me just do Netflix and chill. People who live in Howard Beach go to this school with three types of groups in middle school in each middle school grade, the first group is involved with all the popular kids and the jocks, the second group is where me and my friends sit which is called like the people who have no lives and the third group is the nerds. To conclude Howard Beach is shit and is full with fakes, spoiled bitches who think their hot shit when their not their actually trailer trash and assholes who think their hot and can get a girl in one second when it can actually take them 3 years
Yo dude where you at
I’m in Howard Beach NY HELP GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIT HOLE RN BOTA
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A British politician, and member of the Conservative party. Proved an utterly ineffectual Opposition Leader against the fascist New Labour government of Tony Blair.
There is "Something of the night" about him.. he looks as if he sleeps in a coffin by day and emerges at night, hissing, to suck the blood of the living.
Which he probably does.
Michael Howard is a vampiric entity, who must have fresh virgin blood to survive.
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Notorious actor from the Happy Days sitcome in the 60's and 70's, playing the character Richie Cunningham. A dweeby red head who grew up to become one of the most famous movie directors of all time. Even though he is going bald, he is still considered a red head or a ginger.
Person 1: Dude, you got an orange cat?
Person 2: Yeah, and I named him Ron Howard.
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A man who, despite my affiliation to the Republican Party, I would rather have as President than George W. Bush.
Howard Dean is a moderate. Therefore, he's a good politician. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true. There are, in fact, some good politicians.
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